Why do I even bother thinking
skymachine:

uff da

skymachine:

uff da

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

Entering a new town in gens 1-5: wheres the gym
Entering a new town in gen 6: wheres the clothes store
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hollyquintet:

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you’re welcome

itwontendthisway:

"hahaha" clive dove said. he was laughing

bossy-becky:

Cruisin to my weapon of mass destruction lmao just got busted!!! #lolwhatcanudo #youngmoney #wouldhavegottenawaywithittoo

bossy-becky:

Cruisin to my weapon of mass destruction lmao just got busted!!! #lolwhatcanudo #youngmoney #wouldhavegottenawaywithittoo

gyroscopichopezeppelin:

Locating friends in a crowd using the marco polo method:
You: KIRYUIN SATSUKI
Friend: MATOI RYUKO
You: KIRYUIN SATSUKIIII
Friend: MATOI RYUKOOOO


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